Wednesday, 27 March 2013

Picnic etiquette

Where are we meeting them?
I don't know, somewhere near the pavilion, or was it the lake?
Is that them near the park bench?
No, that's a kid about to do a somersault.
Oh no, I forgot the picnic blanket...
That's OK, we can sit on the grass.
...and I forgot the cutlery.
It's a picnic, we can eat with our hands.
But I made spaghetti bolognaise and tiramisu.
For a picnic?
Yeah, why, what did you bring?
Um, sandwiches and a packet of chips.
Oh. So maybe I went over the top with the food, but the tuxedo's fine, isn't it?
Sure buddy, but maybe lose the top hat.


  1. Spagetti bolognaise at a picnic wearing a tux. You must be a lot of fun!

  2. It's actually my buddy who is the funny one. He also sometimes wears socks with sandals - but only on very special occasions, like weddings & birthday parties.