Thursday 7 June 2012

Words to include in a conversation tomorrow

Apple
Lawnmower
Excruciatingly
Puree
Sunglasses
Toe
Eiffel Tower
Picnic
Pleasant
Gee

Example: Hello person on the bus, have you ever eaten an apple whilst using your lawnmower? Well I have and I tell you what, it's not such a good idea, because I dropped my apple and it fell under the blades creating such an excruciatingly messy puree all over the garden and all over me. I wish I had been wearing my sunglasses because a bit of apple landed in my eye and I was temporarily blinded so then I walked into the garden bed and stubbed my toe on my ornamental Eiffel Tower. You know what I think I need is a good old fashioned picnic to take my mind off the apple/lawnmower incident. You seem like such a pleasant person, gee whiz, you're definitely a good listener, would you like to join me?



2 comments:

  1. So much more interesting than 'nice day isn't it?' I'd love to sit beside you on a bus Jenni :)

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  2. Thanks for your comment Priya. I'm sure we'd have an interesting conversation on the bus!

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